As long as a person wishes me their preferred seasonal greeting sincerely and with nothing but good intentions, I will smile and wish them the same. I understand that most people in retail or service are required to say specific greetings regardless of their connection to whatever holiday is happening, and the least I…

"But George Costanza is a real catch!" said no ladies ever.

But he can pull off a backwards hat people! That is a sweet look for a 40 year old.

That stuff is not messing around either. You can tell because it has that elk staring you down underneath a shining cross right on the front. That means business, herb liquor wise.

Watching wonderfully awful TV stoned is my reward for cleaning stuff.

Agree! I get so paranoid when I am high around a group of people. I like a bowl when I am alone, especially before I clean my apartment. 90% of the times I do major housework I am stoned; it's pretty much the only way the bathroom is getting cleaned for real, and not just wiped down with a lysol wipe. Ditto mopping.

With my luck, I will end up being picked for the most boring case ever, and even my enthusiasm will be tested. I mean, all trials are a little boring, but I'd get some kind of civil suit about patents. No sensational murders for me :(

It's a kind of cactus. You cut off parts of it and these are called buttons, they can be dried and then smoked or eaten and I guess you will hallucinate if you consume them, but you will also probably get super nauseous and throw up, how come you didn't share that part Miley?

I would love to be picked for jury duty! Participating in the judicial process can be exciting...in a low-key sort of way. Come on, I can't be the only person who is enthusiastic about civic duty. Legal nerds? Anyone?

What is this? Are you from the future?

They have definitely passed their reality star expiration date. They are the mouldy tupperwear of celebrities.

If they can emerge from the murky depths of where ever former reality stars go when they have passed their prime, who knows who we might be hearing about next!

What are they even famous for???

And pigeons are everywhere!!!! We are not in danger of running out of pigeons!

What about a big anchor? A heart that says Mom? A naked pinup lady? A naked pinup lady who is also some variety of fairy?? These are all awesome classics.

His big wrinkly face is just weighing him down, poor puppy!

That is great.

Hey, for every dude getting a tattoo of his family crest, that is one less guy getting a faux tribal tattoo around his arm, or some random Chinese symbols, and I think we can all agree that this is a good thing.

Heidi Montag go away. Your 15 minutes were over a couple of years ago, so just get lost forever and take Spencer Pratt with you.

Who wants to see me telling my dog how wonderful and special she is for a whole hour?