And the women who won't put up with this bullshit? Apparently we're all going to die alone from excessive cats and we are probably ugly anyway and thus bitter about not getting some of that red pill man lovin'. Blah.

That makes me so angry! Like I want to cry even! If it's a big fight with the type of guy who is going to accuse me of manipulation when the tears start to flow, the last thing I want him to see is tears. I want him to see anger, and think I don't give a shit what he does or says. I don't want him to know that…

Boo! Nurturing someone who just assumes they deserve whatever is coming to them is no fun. Is it so wrong to want a person to be aware that you are helping out of love and not a sense of gender-related duty? Hope your divorce goes smoothly, well as smoothly as a divorce can anyway.

I don't understand why this is a shocker to so many people.

Okay Stephan King, I love you, but nobody cares what an old man thinks about The Hunger Games. If you are not engrossed by it, maybe it's because it wasn't written for you. I liked The Hunger Games, but it's definitely not directed at my age group, so I can't hold it up to the standards of adult literature. I have to…

Spices are a must, the stronger the better. Fire also helps, as it does with all evil things. In its raw form it refuses to be choked down.

That's not always accurate though. I have a friend who owns a very obese cat, and it's because that is how he came to her. I guess his previous owner fed him all kinds of junk, and now he is middle aged, 20 pounds, and not likely to drop that weight even with his greatly modified diet and modest exercise plan. Older…

I give my dog a bit of grain-free kibble mixed with a bit of salmon and chopped up carrots, apples, or blueberries. She's small so she doesn't need big meals. I don't eat any meat myself so I think if she were to subsist on my table scraps alone, she would be missing out. Also, mama's food has onions, and onions are…

Cauliflower is disgusting. The only way I will eat it is if it is covered in red curry sauce and has had the shit cooked out of it, or if it has been blackened with spices on a barbecue. If there is a hell, raw cauliflower is what I would be served there for every meal. Raw cauliflower and green bell peppers.

Have fun with that malnutrition when it sets in right? Maybe vegetarianism will be the gateway towards vegetable experimentation? I only began allowing onions into my life after I became a vegetarian (because try finding a slice of vegetarian pizza that is not only cheese at a pizza counter if you don't want onions).…

Please do! With pictures!

Are you me? The light coming from under my door and the clickety clack of my keyboard are often the only signs of life coming from my room.

I am mostly a hermit and will avoid you when you are home. You will never see me in the common areas, but there were be evidence that I was in the living room or the bathroom at some point during the day. When we do bump into each other, be prepared for awkward small talk (it's the only small talk I know!) I leave…

Dude, step away from the whitestrips. Your teeth are white, indeed they are the whitest in the land. You can stop now.

THAT'S THE TRASHIEST TATTOO OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

No offence or anything. I mean, I just said you were basically not a human, but don't be offended by that. Sheesh, I'm just telling the truth.

Jesus take the wheeeeeeeeeeeel, take it from my haaaaaaaands!!

"I like all music except blank" is the motto of the person who doesn't really like any music at all, but understands the occasional need to listen to something at a party or on a long drive.

Country can be a difficult category. I like some golden oldie country, but it's not the genre I relate to. I start hissing and foaming at the mouth if I have to listen to Shania Twain songs in someone's car. Like rap or any genre really, there are too many different kinds to brush off the whole group. Like the person…

The new guy is really different. He's into soup.