Pb&j man, pb&j. It takes two minutes to make, and it is technically a sandwich. He did not specify that the sandwiches had to be super fancy, or have more ingredients than two.

Hah! The perfect place for this message is on some kind of crafty project to be hung in the kitchen!

Sploosh

Now that would be awkward!

Because he can't connect with them, if you know what I mean *lecherous wink*

Friend-zoned again eh Mr. Gorilla?

I liked this because it made me laugh, and it also made me ask myself if I have any friends I feel comfortable enough to ask them if they would bring me my pussy if my date is going really well.

School would be so easy if someone else were paying for it! People have no idea how stressful school can be when you are also working full time at a job that requires a lot of your energy and attention. Paying tuition, paying for books and supplies, setting aside time for studying and writing papers, arranging your…

That is one of the least worth it parts about her marriage. Why would you do that to yourself? I feel bad for her colon :(

I love to cook for people I love, just don't start thinking that it's my job to cook for you, because unless I'm getting paid for it, making someone a sandwich is a favour, not my destiny. The moment someone starts thinking that they have some kind of right to free sandwiches, that is when the sandwiches disappear.

If you can't figure out how to boil water, you don't deserve fast food.

I hope this kind of relationship is fun for you Melissa Gorgas, because just reading those little snippets is depressing; your marriage sounds like you are putting a lot of effort out there for very little return. You can't even poop around him! The simple, basic human need to empty your bowels is denied to you,…

First class doesn't count. Real romanticism must be measured by where the regular people are riding. Obviously first class is going to be nice, that's why it's first class. That's also why a Greyhound bus is the least romantic place in the world except in a country song. It's just a ticket for a seat going somewhere,…

Yeah, definitely not the Ross Geller of rap, because I don't ever recall Ross making my knees weak with just a smile.

Why? Why would someone do that unless they are a bird?

The Wicker Man is an awesome movie and no one need be ashamed of owning a copy of it, unless that copy is the Nicholas Cage remake in which case, yeah, you should be a little ashamed of that.

That's because book Tyrion is supposed to be ugly, but this is HBO.

Okay, that episode legit scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. I found all the twin beaks to be really unsettling. Don't judge me.

How hard do you think it is to keep that candy coloured pony tail clean? you know, given there is going to be some poop on the other end of it, more or less every time you use it.

Bahahahahahahaha!