There were horsey girls in school who I could see being really into this but for the guy they're banging, not for themselves. Like, really into it. The braiding, the pony fun, all of it. And to them I say, giddiup sister! Ride your man pony like a champion!

They do look like they're having an awfully good time.

Is it mean that I kind of want all those parents who desperately want their child to be a prodigy, end up getting an antiques prodigy instead of like, music or math or something. Tada! You got your wish, but you kid is just going to be really good at old furniture! No precocious violinists for you!

Then kudos to the both of them. It's just a damn good idea. Scott has some issues if a blue dildo grosses him out like that though. It's so obviously not real buddy!

This guy needs to be honest, he got half of his list from inspirational wall stickers.

Okay, Kourtney my favourite Kardashian now. I didn't have a favourite before this video, I didn't even care, but that was hands down the best way of dealing with a guy who won't shut up about anal. That was the best thing I have seen all day.

So true! I'm pretty always remembering this will help you stay young. The moment you say "they stopped making good music back in the day" you officially begin the process of becoming an Old Fart

Eeeeeeeew! But I know exactly what you are talking about because my skin is the same way. So oily!

I patted my forehead with a kraft paper napkin today and after the napkin looked a little like a piece of fried chicken had been sitting on it :(

Never feel like a failure for enjoying food. Eating is the best, and I'm pretty sure her existence was and still is joyless and dull. I raise my hunk of cheese to you. To all the food! Cheers!

That's nice. I'm hesitant to diagnose someone I only knew for a year, and even then not very well, so I'll stick with my original statement of I don't know what her deal was. If you think you think you can diagnose an eating disorder in someone based on a ranty paragraph then I guess you get all the gold stars.

"sometimes things were said out of anger"

That is pretty much the best description of HIMYM ever. It's like Buffy, but from Xander's POV, and with no magic or demons. The Hellmouth is Ted's sad life.

I wasn't mocking the hypothetical anti-sugar parent for not giving their kid cookies though, I was mocking the attitude of the anti-sugar parent who doesn't give their kid cookies and expects all parents to do the same, and is none too shy about sharing this belief with every parent holding a container full of baked…

I don't know if that is what it was, but boy was she an asshole!

Wait, are you telling me that snippy, condescending emails sent anonymously to your peers are not the way to settle a disagreement like reasonable adults?

I used to have a roommate that hated food and eating, she wasn't anorexic or anything, she just treated every meal like a disagreeable chore that had to be done. She was extremely picky about what she would eat, and really judgmental about what other people ate. I always tried to cook my own food while she was out,…

Oh my god, you give your child cookies?? What are you insane? Do you want to kill your child with sugar? You are instilling bad habits that will ruin that poor child's life. Sure, it's just a cookie now, but that cookie will lead to more cookies, and then cake, and after that it's just a short walk to a devastating…

Oh, that is giving up on life. For shame lazy vegan!

I hope everyone in that class gets together and brings nothing but hard boiled eggs to their next lecture. Unpeeled.