That one guy had it in his mouth...eew. It says non toxic on the can, but I don't believe that.

Everybody is a great dancer in slow motion, that and a strobe light are like magical Best Dancer Ever pills.

Who the eff are they to think they can just decide what to do with your pets? That is a kind of arrogant and selfish that boggles the mind.

TEH PUPPIES! Seriously, my dog might be a little slow, and will eat any food garbage she finds on the street anytime faster than I can pull her away from it, but I am forever on team dog. Cats are fine, but my heart belongs to all the dogs.

Bahahahahaha!

Why is it that every picture I have seen of North West, that baby is looking out of the picture with a sort of desperation, like she knows what her future will involve publicity wise, and she is already mourning the normal childhood which she will never, ever have. Kris Jenner has a talk show? Yikes, and I'm so sorry…

I was under the impression we were shaming her ill-fitting, plastic underoos.

He has some serious Joker Face going on here. Jack Nicholson's version of the Joker, not Heath Ledger's. Do you think that tan flesh colour rubs off to reveal a deathly, greasepaint white?

The entire comment section for this article is so full of hilarity that I want to send a sincere thank you to this guy for writing an ad that has given so many people so much joy and laughter.

Does that mean it's not so much an airplane as it is him in a chair with his arms out making airplane sounds?

Unless I am buying alcohol or cigarettes from you, you do not get to see my ID.

I'm trying but my friend's cat is being very uncooperative with my efforts to take a picture of its butt. So far, I don't have the kind of clear photo this guy requires. I'll keep at it though.

Yes, all of the "quotations", ALL CAPS and bold words, god! I feel like I just got scolded for something I didn't do wrong, and don't care about anyway. Why don't these guys who need clear and current pictures so badly (because they would just die if they ended up liking a woman who is not their physical type) ever…

When I saw that you had put the exclamation point in quotations I choked on my coffee. For a second there, I thought I was going to die in the most ridiculous way ever, laughing and gasping for air.

Eew! Don't tell me that app costs money! Like, real money, the kind I make at my job? Good god why, and who would pay for such a thing?

What the hell Utah? Anyone else insanely curious about what kind of porn is most looked for in Utah now? I refuse to believe nobody is searching for porn there.

I know! That was a total surprise. Good for you Kentucky!

What is compilation porn?

I would much rather find out that a guy thought a costume involving black face was perfectly acceptable before we even start dating rather than when he picks me up for the Halloween party already in costume. It might not get him (or her, because ladies can be insensitive assholes too) many dates, but it is a real time…

Maybe adults can ease off all the needless shame that is placed upon masturbation. We don't have to show kids how, we just have to let them know that it's perfectly normal and okay to do.