ParleyClemons1
Parley Clemons
ParleyClemons1

I don’t see how it’s an issue - it’s pretty common these days with those who have the funds to do it (and sometimes those that don’t).

I just snerked coffee all over my desk. Thanks for that. I love anything with Paul Williams as a punchline, using the picture of him with Kermit is just *kisses fingertips*.

How cool is it that a real artist decided to make a real life version from the painting in Bojack’s office?

I appreciate your effort to interject something interesting and enlightening into a conversation focused around one of the dullest bulbs on social media I’ve somehow been tricked into knowing exists.

Carly Pearce’s gown is hardly an empire waist. But despite your protest, I say, by all means, bring back the empire waist. It’s very flattering for any woman who doesn’t have a teeny tiny waist, but most importantly, it’s perfect for singers who can’t belt it out while girdled in!

i saw kacey live earlier this year, and her stage featured a mirrored saddle as a disco ball. it was incredible. i liked her music before that, and she put on a fantastic show, but the disco saddle pushed me over the edge and now i stan.

Oh, he knows black people exist. At least black men. He’s the type of down-low southern queen that attends confederate-themed parties at night and picks up rough trade on the wrong side of town on early mornings.

Well, Ivanka’s jacket still does not fit her, which gives her the edge for worst. On the other hand, she did not choose to be the donald’s daughter, but Melanie did choose to be his wife. So, Melanie wins for worst!

I know we shouldn’t be focused on their appearance when there’s so much real, shitty stuff they are up to, but what is the deal with Ivanka’s chin? Couldn’t she have afforded a more realistic chin implant? Why did she go out instead of down? From the side it still looks like a recessive chin. 

Beet Best!

Nobody tell Graham about all the black people living in Africa. His reaction face when he realizes it will be priceless.

Well at least we can all agree that they’re both the worst. 

They should report on it.  People don’t get to “consent” to court documents entered into a case as part of a trial. 

Bingo! Whiteness has the cultural depth of an inflatable kiddy pool. Behind all the anger and racism is a lot of jealousy and self hate.

Looks like they consulted people with functioning fucking eyeballs this year!

That man can wear the fuck out a sweater

I don’t understand the “of the year” qualifier. When is this dude not the sexiest man alive?

The things I would let this man do to me are simply unspeakable...

No, it isn’t. I mean, I’m a straight guy and even I get the tinglies in my Funk Bits when he’s on screen.