Thank you

So, where does one get a chicken sized costume?

This is one of my all time favorites. Thank you

and settled law can be changed by precedent. If Susan Collins is that stupid.....

Is there a binder of men with punchable faces that they are drawing from?

This is hard hitting journalism. The people need to know, dammit!!!

I have no problem with drowning Mike Pence

They could go further by giving them to the Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee where the elephants have over 10,000 acres to roam, swim, knock down trees and participate in their natural exercises. www.elephants.com/elecam

Did she not burn her facts this morning? Where’s that lyin smokey eye?

Speaking from experience, it is way easy to be the “Cool Mom” when your kid can’t even turn over. Wait till the lil demon learns to question.

original Batman

Must be a fruit roll up

Actually Harvard did a study on this. Historically, raising the minimum wage brought prosperity to our economy.

Strangely enough, that half of her face looks just like Grace Kelly

actually, we think it may be Anne Archer's son who was a honcho with the organization until 2011. For comparison:

I think it is because hers are natural and we are just not used to seeing that.

Oh, hell to the yeah

I love you

Actually the autopsy starts with her scalp being ripped off, so in a way, you were right.

I totally agree and thank you for your work. Marine biologist agree that dolphins, sea turtles, otters, etc. can live quite well in captivity. Support smaller aquariums and stop the orca shows