Wonder if this guy gripes about how the libs use that Thunberg girl to further their climate change hoax.... 

Don't be so blind. These folks know them deers are all radical Mooselims. Vigilance! 

Possible she did a not completely nude dance routine on stage...no lapdance no touching heavy security, quick 1 min pole routine, wouldn’t take my hundo, ignored me in the back parking lot, super rude closing her gated driveway on me.

Remember all of y’all with the “Kamala Is A Cop” bullshit? We’ll, now y’all got “Cop” Amy to deal with, who is a much less interesting and much less compelling and much more problematic version of that.

His face tattoo says “misunderstood.”

Crawford’s kids seem...less than gifted. And I really don’t “get” Kaia’s appeal, other than a passing resemblance to her mother, from the right angle.

Wait so he waited to get into a club with BYO Bud Light? That sounds like the worst option in everything from venue to beverage. Party better, famous people. Nobody is envying that shit.

it would be way more interesting than KK

I’ve complained about this before, and here I am again. *Why* do you keep framing excerpts from Jessica Simpson’s memoir that deal with her childhood sexual abuse as something salacious that you want to read immediately so you’ll be up on all the ~*hot goss*~?!!

“Hey do you have a minute to talk about-“

The weird thing is even though Porter’s ensemble isn’t the norm, looking at him, he seems like a healthy, symmetrical handsome human being. Junior, however, just seems off. His outfit, hair, and beard follows trends, and he looks put together, but there’s something about him that feels wrong and intensely awkward. It…

I mean he’s really dense so I can’t imagine his thought process going very deep here, and I assume he’s easily distracted by shiny objects. I think we’re only left with one logical conclusion: Billy gives Don, Jr. funny pants feelings and they scare him, so he’s making a joke instead?

I want a hat like this that I wear open by default and which I then close slowly (while maintaining a deadpan expression, natch) when people are bothering me

I am probably twice your age. Anyone this old understood exactly what she meant, which was NEVER USE SOAP ON YOUR FACE. For 40 years I have moisturized with Nivea, two seconds, removed make up with a cleanser, three seconds, then troweled on the Ponds at night, 2 seconds. My face feels like that of a baby’s bum and my …

Every single topic in Dirt Bag today bores me.

Also, he looked good.

In the aftermath of the Trump Ascendancy, I attended a rally hosted by Our Revolution and headlined by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth was a ball of refocused energy - she talked in a combination of campaign-speech rhetoric and specific policy points. (I’ve seen her speak a few other times as well - and…

Alternate take: she IS helping.

There was a piece yesterday about how distressed Meghan was that her ex was in Mexico accompanied by a woman with whom Meghan and Jim had had a threesome. Meghan needs to get ahold of herself and stop playing professional victim. People get divorced and move on all the time.

Absolute silence from Jezebel regarding the recently-released Manchester report on Pakistani pedophile rape gangs.

So brave to purposely ignore little girls who were not so different from yourselves who have been ethnically and religiously targeted. Another sacrifice unto the altar of Diversity Inclusion & Equity, well…