I miss the color too! That yellow-blonde she favors never looks quite as nice with her pink undertones. I can’t imagine having such amazing, rare natural hair and opting for a straightened bottle blonde (and I say this a straight-haired blonde)

ooof, but look at that bottom corner cutting into her oblique! that sorta confirms it’s a hard material, and also validates my concern that this looks amazing in a photo but has to be hella uncomfortable to wear 

I did the same thing! And I firmly believe Mr. Mould would get a kick out of being mistaken for “boob mold.” :)

Image googling “[celebrity] before after” is a guilty pleasure of mine. Ivanka, Madonna and Kim K are the most jawdropping, it’s ridiculous they pretend they haven’t had multiple major surgeries when the evidence is right there.

Not wearing the correct jacket is questionable, but not a deal breaker for me. If he wears flip flops all the time I'm out though. 

These people are scammers and liars. Every year, they always lie about their latest business venture that will bring them in millions a year, only for it to turn out to be a failure. First, it was the Dash stores, that then mysteriously burned down. Then it was Kim’s emoji app that was going to bring her in $50…

Same. There’s no way it wasn’t planned. They want people to be talking about them to keep in the public eye. Cardi is a glorified 1 hit wonder who is trying to stay relevant. Wouldn't be surprised if they get a reality show soon. 

I’m in the camp that believes Offset going on stage was a stunt and she was in on it. Just seems like made up drama.

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

It’s like they are the only two in the room. I mean elevator. Gosh I miss the Obamas. The whole family. 

I think at this point I’m hoping to get eaten by the mega-sharks, honestly.

WHY DID YOU AVOID SAYING “BAD OMBRE”

The elevator photo from his Inaugural Ball is my favorite 

“Was there a moment?”

“My work” means getting work done, like when she disappeared for weeks because she was “resting” and magically showed up with new boobs.  The ghost of Joan Rivers is looking at Melania’s face and telling her to step away from the knife.

Her hair tho. If I had married a hella corrupt fascist (which, I wouldn’t have) I’d for suuuure be using some of that blood money on Oneida bright blonde and a good stylist. 

Jezebel - I expect more from my primary outlet for wasting time at work!Get to the real story here -- how unbelievably fucking bad that hair color is on her!  The people are hungry for the truth

I sometimes wonder who in this horrible family of horrible fucking people is the absolute worst, and I think it’s Melania. This bitch chose to marry a lifelong grifter, she chose the weakest possible cause that she doesn’t really promote, and now she claims to be doing “work.” GMAFB. (And the only reason it’s not that…