ParleyClemons1
Parley Clemons
ParleyClemons1

What at total piece of fucking shit. This is what privilege looks like: not voting because you’re reasonably certain you’ll be unaffected regardless of who wins—everyone else be damned.

Voting Republican is the opposite of being punk.

This year, he plans on casting a protest vote as well. “I had my mind made up five days ago, I was gonna vote straight Republican,” Soto said. He had voted for Trump in 2016. “But then he started this nonsense about ending birthright citizenship.”

I’d never thought of it before you mentioned it, but she does have the perfect face for a pixie. 

This makeup trend could have been talked about using only the adult models, given that 5 year olds don’t buy, wear, or apply makeup. The women look beautiful, and the Kardashian tie-in with their kid playing dress-up is unnecessary, really

If you let the cats in, you might as well get rid of rhythmic gymnastics with the ribbons. Damn cats would never let a routine finish. 

Well it's a slippery slope, first they let in people in cat makeup, next they let in actual cats, and there's no way a person can compete with the graceful movements of a kitty

Did he magic marker his hair in? It looked weird in his mugshot but his previous mug shot confirms it.

Savage as a muhfuck. lol

When did Ann Coulter and Sarah Ferguson have a love child?

$125K a year? That leopard print top begs to differ.

This is so true- generally if women have long, bleached blonde hair, a tan, and lots of makeup, there is a subset of dudes (generally of the frat or redneck variety) who automatically see them as hot, but a quick glance at their faces is enough to see they are most definitely NOT attractive. 

I understand drunk, entitled, racist, and just fucking mean, but what I don’t get is how in this Year of Our Lord 2018 these dumb assholes STILL don’t understand how the internet work.

I’m hot, I’m beautiful, I’m white

This guy (and countless others) get to post threats and abuse without incident, but if she had posted something like “Men are trash,” her account would have been suspended within hours.

At this point if black women said “fuck all of yall” and boarded a spaceship and peaced out Id wish them nothing but the best, we dont deserve their presence on this planet

I am tired of them in general. They collectively should go away into oblivion.

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is. 

I breathed an honest to dog sigh of relief to learn she still has her dorgis.

At least she’s not completely dogless. It’s ridiculous how empty a place feels, even if it’s full of people, when you’re used to dogs being around too.