Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron

CK asserted “The whole point of comedy is to say things that you shouldn’t say. That’s the entire point.”

our Friendshops are probably not going to be able to sell all 238 copies of The Daily Vinci Code that were donated this year.

I finally got Roku over winter break, and when faced with hundreds of channels and multiple streaming providers, the first thing my husband and I watched was 3 episodes of Golden Girls. Followed by the Suge Knight documentary?

Golide Hawn is Kate Hudson’s mother????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I spent 8.5 years working at a public library. Every year, we received thousands of donated titles and you know what we did with most of them? We threw them away.

I know what I’d do if I was in her class:

I can vouch for Fanny Hill, with its rollicking eighteenth-century sensibility, being a much better read than the later but better-known My Secret Life (1888), written by “Walter”. Walter is a jerk, but the book (I have a condensed modern printing) does provide some insight into the seamy underbelly of Victorian

What CK did is absolutely harassment. But

Goddammit, we have a traitor here. Don’t worry though, Luke has a plan! Just got to have faith...

This was a recent one from my wife who was in another room

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

And Best Chris aka Chris Evans who IS Captain America calls Trump out regularly. (hence his designation as Best Chris) 

Not to be pedantic or too much of a nerd, but Captain America is portrayed as believing and a symbol of what America should be and not what it is. He’d be sickened to have Trump be POTUS 

Started reading this dreading to see how Michael Harriot would excuse anti-semitic sentiment because it came from a civil rights icon.

For the record, I just ignore JK at this point - she’s gone so far off the rails on all these additions to canon (let alone written five goddamn movies about Newt fucking Scamander) that it’s easy enough to tell myself that none of it matters, and if it did matter, it would’ve been in the goddamn books.

Only if you think immigrants never assimilate into their new country and they continue being immigrants for generations. 

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta

You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way and now I gotta listen to you talking.”