Humans are at the core of what’s wrong with the world.

I really am trying my best to stay hopeful. But whoo boy, these last dozen years or so since the 2016 election have really worn on me.

The opioid crisis is harming many. Yet an important angle that I have yet to see addressed is how it is harming those of us with serious health issues that rely on pain meds for basic function and mobility. The federal government is pressuring doctors not to prescribe moderate to high doses of pain relievers (despite…

This. I hope you kick cancer’s ass and don’t need them anymore, but in the mean time, you do what you have to do to deal with the pain.

Yes, opioid crisis is bad. I’ve been reading about it for years...

Yuppppp. A friend of mine asked his arch-conservative father, “Are you a white supremacist?” To which he loudly answered, “No!” However, at Christmas dinner, he was overheard talking about how Native American tribes used to wage war against each other all the time until Europeans came in and “fixed” the problem. Also,…

News reports that I am MOIST are FAKE NEWS.

Some people, even though they’re obviously wet, love being wet, and go around being wet all the time in public don’t like being told out in the open that they are in fact wet.

There’s always some idiot waiting to pile on Her Majesty at this time of year. Most of those items are antiques passed down from other monarchs and part of our nation’s history - what else should we do with the gold piano, flog it to a super-rich Russian for their kids to flaunt on insta?

No doubt there are a lot of Britons who feel this way, but the “people on Twitter said this thing” has to be one of my least favorite pieces of new journalism. There are people on Twitter who say they want to fuck Gritty. We gonna write a story about that now? Actually someone on Giz media probably already has.

IN FACT! egg nog has a fascinating history! In London in the 1800s and earlier, it was a very fancy drink, because if you could get egg and dairy and just make a punch of them, you were a very fancy, moneyed person. Look at you, getting fresh dairy and egg in the big city!

Mayo= Egg+Oil

“Spiced” mayonnaise has a name: aioli.

Boy have I got news for you about a thing called custard

It is a custard.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

Nyle’s twitter has been poppin, i also really loved these tweets. I feel the same way about Poverty Porn movie

What’s really funny is that clearly none of these people have actually read the Talmud. Do you guys know how hard it is just to read one page of Talmud? Seriously, this is what the layout looks like:

“...Icke is, though, also someone who believes that our world is secretly controlled by a reptilian race, an army of enormous shape-shifting lizard people known as the Annunaki...”

Spirited enthusiasm