Seventies Colin Baker wants to know more...

Are you serious right now? You're not serious. Can't be.

Your logic is backwards. She didn't say Sterling's wealth would follow in the wake, she said career, and intentionally. If Silver forces him to sell (which is the outside edge of what could happen, but still possible), then his career as an NBA owner would end. He would still be rich as all evil fuck, but his career…

Read "smiting", saw "smiling". Eeeeeven creepier.

sounds like attempted assault, disturbing the peace, drunk and disorderly and possibly theft from not paying for the drink.

Consider the SN, as well.

And from the third story

Well, thank God for the woman in story two that her real charmer of a husband will die of a heart attack or other cholesterol induced disease pretty promptly, considering his habits.

I would like the guy from the first story to kick the guy from the second story

Here's a bonus one - my mother was a waitress. When she was pregnant with me (7, 8 months maybe?) she had this one table... The guy was terrible. She went up to ask his drink order and he told her he flat out refused to be served by a pregnant woman. She should be at home, relaxing, not working while pregnant so her…

You're not going to win an inciting the crowd legal argument there. Someone shouting "hey, stop!" does not constitute incitation to assault. If a restaurant employee had done so, that's one thing, and the guy probably has a case to sue the guy who kicked him — although fuck him, he deserved it — but not the restaurant.

I'd say it's because he threw a huge glass pitcher into a window in a crowded restaurant and only by a miracle didn't seriously injure or kill someone.

PUT THAT SCREWDRIVER AWAY.

I am there right now, wearing a femme Tenth Doctor complete with 3D glasses and banana (not pictured). Here I am with A LEGO Dalek.

He's taking an elfie.