I think I can do that, no problem!

So...you get mad at people who are serving you and simultaneously being polite to you? Because you think there is one acceptable way to speak? Stop.

Quick! Let's pretend as if pressuring women to drink so that you can try to sleep with them isn't rapey and reprehensible!

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

I searched for and verified the student status of the people mentioned by name in the emails.

And that ones that were lost in the library at Alexandria.

I take the greatest pleasure in knowing the women in the first story are miserable every damn day of their lives because the universe does not contort itself to satisfy their every desire. Seriously, how pissed off must they be all the time? It puts a smile on my face.

for starters, she worked as a mechanic in WWIi. As well, she's outlasted every other world leader.

LaComtesse really wasn't lying last week with these comments you get on these posts! After reading her comment last week I swore I'd look through to see the crazy stuff you get...didn't have to look far.

I attempted to improve it. Whaddya think?

If I were her, I would make this my official image for all eternity:

I'm not sure why I'm attempting to defend myself here, but of course I'd offer the option of ordering online when we're out of stock. And you're obviously not aware of iPhone demand shortly after a release date if you think that this is a question of an idiotic store manager "letting" us run out, or just ordering…

My favorite are the customers who are under the impression that repeating a question with greater detail or volume will somehow change the answer. At least once a day working at Apple, I had this conversation:

Nope. I decided colostomy bags was the way to go when talking about self-important PC snobs. If anything, I'm not being harsh enough towards those utter dickhats.

I think you need to check your taco privilege, my friend.

Those are not open at two in the morning with crinkle fries and bean burritos. Also they are not a block from my bar, but guess what is!

I do not have a taqueria near my house. I do have a Taco Bell less than 5 minutes away.

This is wonderful. Reminds me of one of the most-loved politicians in New Zealand, Georgina Beyer, who was the first trans person in the world to be elected to government, in 1999 (and she won re-election three years later too). She changed people's perceptions so quickly, in such a dramatic way. It can be done!!
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The irony of recreating the comment that spoiled you while complaining that it spoiled you without mentioning a spoiler alert kills me.