this is bullshit, but I will not sit by while Cheerios are maligned.

Dapper Trans Queer isssssss totally me. 'adjusts bowtie'

This one took my breath away: Hmm...not allowing specific links. Let's try again:

Categorisation is not the enemy... As long as we are in control of our own categorisation.

Uhhh, is this where they got their legal advice?

Your comment doesn't make any kind of sense.

NOW IN NEW FLAVORS LIKE GUN!

FINALLY. I've been waiting so long. Plain old Gatorade cannot keep up with the hydration needs of a champion level Bear Blaster.

Huh, so PowerThirst made it to the market?

Relevant question: Is this pronounced crayze as in "The man was in a craze from way too much meth protein in his energy drink," or is it pronounced kray-zee as in, "The man is cray-zee to think that anything packaged in a neon pink label like that one contains just protein."

What consenting adults and jelly beans do in the privacy of their own homes is nobody's business.

Me too. I was like, boy, have I been doing jelly beans wrong.

Wait, hold on, did you mean that jelly beans are like crack to you? Because my initial reaction was that I got really confused about why you were talking about your butt.

The next time you feel the need to do something "good" and "necessary" and "right," DO NOT MAKE IT ABOUT MY CRACK.

Hair cutting is prohibited for some Sikhs. So while you're free to be of that opinion, I'm not sure whether stating it publicly is appropriate. You don't know why someone has very long hair unless you ask.

It's REALLY weird to worry about a strangers clothes or hair.

You accidentally added a "7" to your ranking of Heath bars. I'm sure it was an honest mistake.