YOU ARE BOTH EAST COAST PEOPLE FROM ABOVE VIRGINIA HOW IS THIS NEWS.

That would have been interesting to mention in the text. Thanks, Finland, for having some super gay stamps while also discriminating against queer people.

I have so many questions about this image in particular.

She fooled some of England's top gynaecologists into believing she was giving birth to rabbits by cutting up rabbits, stuffing them in her vag, them "going into labour." She had really sensitive stomach muscles so she was able to move them and pretend the rabbits were kicking, and she had recently had a still birth so…

Can we bunny bomb you for posting this?

It isn't a vineyard?

It's free delivery night tonight, as it happens. I'll let you know ;)

Can we discuss how weird that billboard is going to smell?

I think I can speak for everyone when I ask, "But how does the pizza taste, and do they deliver in thirty minutes or less?"

I don't know but I'm doing stress kegels just looking at it. :/

Is it wrong that I really want to know if the plane is a real toy plane or if it is Photoshopped? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

You know, I saw the NSF tag, and I still wasn't prepared for that photo.HOW DOES ONE TWEET THAT ACCIDENTALLY?!?! Somebody's getting all kinds of fired.

I worked as a bar tender at a supper club one summer. It was fun. The guests were mostly regulars, and the food was inspiring.

#1: SEEEEEEEEE? Proof that no one is a vegetarian for medical reasons! THEY'RE ALL LYING LIARS WHO LIE. ASSHOLES.

I come for the stories, I stay for the drama.

That last one wasn't revenge — it was straight-up justice. Kudos for getting a drunk driver off of the road.

Ahh, Ecco Domani - for that special undiscerning, condescending asshole in everyone's life.

No, my wife doesn't exist because I am gay.