I have triplet cousins who were born on April Fools Day. Imagine trying to make that birth announcement.

Are you saying I shouldn't report the news (i.e. a major story about abuse) that occurred about 3 hours from my home because it's too shocking? I'm glad you enjoy my work and I'm glad you're here offering your opinion, but I must say that profoundly disturbs me.

I was involved with exactly one prank this year - I helped a friend who writes fan fic and has a bit of a following in her fandom write a fan fic that started out relatively normal (I mean it was smutty, so take of that what you will) and devolved into a plethora of bad erotic cliches. Manhoods were throbbing, inner…

April Fools!

I would vote for him again. He was a decent enough POTUS.

Your grandma wears high waisted thongs? She sounds fun!

Yeah I have some pet rats. Like humans, excess food makes them wider not longer ;).

Yay rats! At 2 feet my guess is they are Gambian Pouched rats. In Africa they are trained to detect landmines.

The baby porcupine better be named "Macduff"

Who knew a story about a guy randomly deciding to cut open a dead porcupine could be so heart-warming?

The phrase "appreciate the female form" has always been code for 'barf' for me, no matter the gender or sexuality of whoever says it.

Shhh. The adults are discussing their lives. Here's a puzzle of a cat. Why don't you spend some time putting it together in the corner?

I always want to talk about cats! My princesses: (The one on the right has a slight case of RBF, but she's a sweetie pie. A timid sweetie pie.)

Please. Ask me about my cats.

My best guy friend and I are both cat people- he owns a house and has 3, I live in a 2 room apartment and have one. We send each other funny cat pictures/gifs at least once a day, and give absolutely no fucks. I have gotten the "crazy cat lady" moniker jokingly, and I wear it as a badge of honor.

This is not about Doctor Who.

That's a relief ... I thought this was an article about Doctor Who being "flexible" about vaccinations, which would have been sad given his concern for humanity's well-being.

The rainbow flag is used as a symbol for diversity, and was mainly picked due to the LGBTs inspiration from the Judy Garland song "Over the Rainbow." The stonewall riots occurred shortly after Ms Garland's death. There were two more colours on it but they were removed to due fabric shortage and other reasons.