I am so willing to spend twenty dollars on this.

...yes.

Alternative headline: "your mouth can now drink pure masturbation". If I buy you one of these, will you make a video of yourself drinking it? For science.

Myriad can be used as a noun (myriad of social issues) or as an adjective (myriad social issues).

Good thing that's not how foie gras is made. Foie gras ducks (like all ducks raised for human consumption) are processed/killed/slaughtered well before any health consequences from the enlarged livers could cause any problems. Remember, because ducks/geese migrate over extremely long distances they have evolved to…

From comparing foie gras farms (which are almost entirely cage free/free range) to the sorts of factory farms where most of the meat in this country is produced. Remember grass-fed/free-range/cage-free meat is still a relative rarity in this country. I think I read somewhere that around 90% of the meat in this country…

the AP Style Guide doesn't have anything about it but I should have known better

That is the best description ever of what foie gras tastes like. I'm not ashamed at all. Anthony Bourdain is convinced the geese don't suffer because they don't have a gag reflex and naturally gorge themselves before winter anyway and if my future husband says so, it's good enough for me. ;)

Really, geese are not in any way tortured to make fois gras. It is a total misconception.

There is a major misconception about fois gras. I used to think it was totally cruel and poor geese were being tortured. Then I actually saw geese being raised for fois gras. They are about the happiest beings you could imagine. They are in no pain. Being "force fed" is not the same for a goose that has a gigantic…

Wow I haven't seen the word "butt" so much in a post since chritter's last butt-date. Thank you, Burt. :)

So I went to my Pinterest account to see if I had gotten butt-hacked.

Silly hackers, the Pinterest of Butts is Tumblr.

Foie gras tastes like meat had sex with more meat and then rolled in butter and it is amazing. I'm not as ashamed as I should be.

But you know who needs to keep out of this discussion? Cis people.

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If I spend $50k while my husband is away on a trip, I'm making a material mistake - this can be fixed. Money can be earned back, items can be returned. You can never reverse the effects of cheating. Comparing financial issues to cheating is like trying to compare stealing as a crime to assault; you can get your money…