Yeah, I don't buy fashion magazines either, and somehow I manage not to be sanctimonious about it. I'm sure you don't consume ANYTHING that contributes AT ALL to the evils of the world.

Neil Gaiman pretty famously (back in 2009) wrote that George RR Martin is not anyone's bitch.

I'm a twenty-something that would love to date Johnny Depp, but it still really bums me out that Johnny Depp is dating a twenty-something.

"Second-rate drag queen"

Clearly, this is the sort of thing that someone with the palate of a 9-year-old would enjoy.

The part at the end where she has the little girl saying "a dead chicken" repeatedly annoyed me. You were going to eat a dead chicken regardless! You probably have more dead chickens in the fridge, numbskull!

Oh good lord, the thing is tiny. I probably would have just picked it out and eaten the rest of the soup. But I'm a farm girl. Lady, call me when you've cracked an egg into a hot pan and out comes a FULLY formed, full sized baby chick (very much DEAD, thank god). These are the things that happen sometimes when you…

What happened to your 50-60 pages of citations?

But once you add the can of water, it does turn into a fully developed baby chick. So there's that.

NEOPETS bless you, let's all go play Meerca Chase, then stake out the Money Tree.

Bro, I can see that you Pubmed (or at least whoever it is you got the copypasta from can Pubmed). Do understand that not all papers have the same level of scientific rigor.

And how many of these papers have you read? Most people would expect an annotated bibliography at the minimum when you are presenting a lit search. Half of these papers are not even relevant.

I do have the experience of seeing a friends' child's personality change and remain changed after vaccinations.

I'm sorry, are you explaining Jez to cassiebearrawr?
You really don't go here.

"You must not work in medicine because if you did you wouldn't make such jokes."

No, I'm a scientist and I actually think that the misuse of antibiotics is a huge public health issue, and along with anti-vaccination idiots, the sort of nonsense that's probably going to end our civilization. But trying to teach the American public science is harder than teaching a dog Cantonese, and so faced with…

Antibiotics are dangerous. They gave my son JennyMcCarthyitis