Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron

What exactly do you think a druggie looks like? It's cute how you think the nice white girl can't be on drugs, but it wasn't Jezebel who made that link, it was a cop.
It's not like the cops are awesome or anything, but they know what a heroin high looks like.

Is it because South Korea has Lee Min-Ho?

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Omg! That could be a SEIZURE! That could be NARCOLEPSY! She doesn't look like a heroin addict!

The series is pretty excellent so far - I have watched the first 4 episodes last week and I am really looking forward to more. It has been a while since a kdrama actually excited me.

Social worker PSA:

This is definitely not a troll statement: I just think that your username should have a "t" at the end because it would be super funny.
Anyway. Thanks for saying sorry! That's chill!

I once farted into a donut for attention. I know that feel, bro.

As the Third Assistant Undersecretary of the Troll General Amnesty, Confession and Reconciliation Commission, I am pleased to see that our long years of work are finally bearing fruit.

"Gainsbourg's character begins to cry while having sex with Shia LaBeouf's penis, and then screams, "I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING.""

I read this this morning and realized that you can add up all the existentialist writings of the twentieth century and it still won't amount to one tenth of this story's distillation of what it means to be a lonely soul in a meaningless universe.

I think the other thing I'm certain of is that I want to be more neighborly.

The white crap you see in the oil is probably microemulsions of air (and saliva) created by the cavitation as you violently swish the oil back and forth.

For some reason I hear it in a Wahlbergian Boston accent which just makes it more giggle-inducing to me. Ugh. I can't get "KAHKSAHKS" out of my head.

I'm sorry, but the word COCKSOX will always make me giggle. No matter how hot the rest of that jock strap is, that band is not sexy. It's just silly. If I was wearing underpants with a band that said VAG-BAG in giant letters around my waist, nobody would think that was sexy either.

The sexiest thing I've ever worn for my wife... maybe.

In fairness, I think "gender fascist" would translate more directly to femussolini, wouldn't it?

You leave Cry Baby and his lone tear out of this!