I wish Rush Limbaugh was a liberal hoax.

Oh no! Now I can't decide if that one is the best picture ever or if it's this one...

ARE YOU POSITIVE BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE WE HAVE A MONARCHY AND "ROYAL BABY" IS A LEGALLY BINDING HEREDITARY TITLE

Look, I will just break down what we're thinking and pretending we're not here:

Did the White House press office just make a Doctor Who reference?!

Apropos, and courtesy of Hark! A Vagrant:

Is the fashion industry some kind of inside joke that I'm not in on? Because I just don't understand its existence at all.

Yeah, well fuck you too.

OR

*cue white people saying "EXCEPT that James Bond comes from a novel featuring a white man from the UK. The author who created him created a drawing of the character, who is clearly white.

It got added to official lists of English diction. It's officially ok and legit to use. I'd find the link, but I'm too lazy. Because Monday.

Ok, yes, I understand why one would use caps to stress a word. This is a concept I understand. What I do not understand is why you would stress "BY" in that sentence. Typically, one uses caps/italics to stress a word in comparison to another word that goes unsaid, but that might otherwise be expected to take the…

Anyone else particularly disturbed that his reference point for someone who can change if they really want to is a disabled person?

Bad Christians are a vocal minority. The people who actually practice the teachings of Christ are too busy living their lives without judgment and helping others to be noticed by national television. I'm an atheist, but I'm being dead serious, I know a -lot- of Christians, none of which have any issue with…

Farrah Abraham's fake boyfriend's real girlfriend thought it was "cute" when he decided not to go through with the charade on Couples Therapy. The bar for "cute" has never, ever been lower. Ever.

If I could be anyone for a day, I would be Oprah. I would wake up early and just eat amazing breakfasts and brunches with all these amazing famous people on my fucking mansion terrace... And then I'd text Meryl Streep and ask her to come over for a sleep over, and we would take selfies (which she does now...), watch…

My, these straight men sure do spend a lot of their time contemplating gay sex.

Here, I fixed it for you!

I think he needed to save pedophilia comparisons for veal eating.

Lindy, when 9-year old asks you if you're famous, you say YES.