To everyone who thinks bathing a cat is animal abuse:

Not according the the ASPCA.

As if I needed a reason to love IronMam any more than I already do! :D

Dude. You're my new hero.

I don't need yet another reason to shout QUIT JUDGING ME at inanimate objects.

I have an aversion to pretentious utensils, I'm getting this other fork instead.

Are you seriously responsible for that??? BC if so...holy cow, you're even awesomer than my previous assessment.

DOGEtor Who

I really think we should use this opportunity to post our favorite doge memories of 2013.

Yup.

Sometimes when I need a little pick-me-up, I go into my 'Hate Mail & Assorted Ridiculata' Gmail folder and reread the email accusing me of being a bedbug shamer.

You got that right.

"If you answer no to all of these, you are not being shamed."

The serving staff would like to thank you for your kindness.

Check out the letters from Nora to James Joyce sometime. SCANDALOUS!

Why, I have a sample right here from the Prince Regent himself:

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

THE MYSTERY DEEPENS: I have just been informed that dungarees are called "overalls" in America, despite clearly not being actual overalls because they don't go over all of you.

The possibility of a gender-switch was brought up again in the recent mini-episode "Night of the Doctor," where Paul McGann regenerates. He's asked whether he wants to be fat or thin, clever or angry, strong or fast, man or woman. It seemed almost as if it had been put in there as a deliberate jab at all the people…