Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks that "Tarder Sauce" was/is a terrible attempt at a coverup for a name.

That Dolly Parton article is amazing. I hope I can achieve that one day. I hope I can be as amazing as she is one day. Big old mountain goats!

Let's clarify a few things! I'm actually pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness. That's why I said "sorry," before I even asked the guy to move. I didn't touch him or get in his space in any way when I reached up to put my bag in the bin. I didn't "lean over him." In fact, I put my bag in the bin behind

LOOK AT ME I CAN TROLL JEZEBEL HAHA WHEE TROLOLOLOLLLLLL

Last time I flew, years ago, I was a petite person. At the check-in the agent looked me up and down and then assigned seats. (This was a charter flight, no one got choices, you took what they gave you). I got on and next to me was an enormous woman who was so large that she couldn't use the tray. I'm positive that

You'd really call standing next to someone so that you can put your bag in the over head bin, violating someone's space??

I had no idea this kiss would occur. It was all very spontaneous. I was just capturing the mood at the bar during when the kiss happened. Aaron Ochoco (kisser on right) grabs the guy next to him and kisses him on the lips. He later said the guy's first name was Greg. I did not talk with Aaron or Greg. I had

How in the world would somebody capitalizing a word offend you more than that awful tweet?

Nice attempt at a save Justine, but no.

If this is a joke, it's messed up. If this is what she really thinks, it's messed up. This is all kinds of "not right" *snap snap snap and possibly the middle finger*!

Wait...
who is this Rebecca "Burt" ROSE?

Also true story: someone once described my father as "looking like Morgan Freeman" to my mother and she responded with "Morgan is certainly handsome but we all don't look alike." before making a dramatic exit.

As far as mistaken identity goes, being confused for Morgan Freeman isn't half-bad. I mean, I would be happy to be mistaken for Morgan Freeman.

I want everything in his voice.

I'm guessing the writer is not familiar with amigurumi. Single crochet stitch with yarn hair added. This is pretty much par for the course. I like him too, and I suspect many Sherlock geeks would.

I don't even like Sherlock but that doll is amazing. Stop hatin.

I fully assumed that was the name of a swanky restaurant in NYC that I've never heard of.

With Stacy London's capitalization of "Dumbo", I can only assume she's calling the staff a bunch of orphaned elephants with ears so big they can fly. Of COURSE they're going to give terrible service. They're cartoon elephants!