Love those 80s zooms.

"There's nothing in the rules that specific prohibits a man to fight a woman,"

Tuesday Burt is mostly sober, too!

Perverted? Meh.

Laura, I gotta ask - why did you write this article if you have never seen the movies or read the books? Is there no one at Jezebel who could have actually given an informed opinion?

"Beaker is in_a_relationship and it's_complicated"

True story, I had a huge crush on Beaker when I was a kid. I don't know what that says about me, but I feel like it's quite a bit.

Mi mi?

It carries three meanings, actually — like many Esperanto words.

The three:

(1) adjective [attrib.; generally pejorative]: featuring an entirely undeserved status or rank; holding a position unearned and unexplained by way of anything other than nepotism or supervisory neglect; profoundly under-qualified

I choose to base my opinions on life on fictional characters, as well. For instance, Ross Douhat is an entire Confederacy of Dunces.

Having a daughter has made my husband more liberal. It enrages him that someone would ever try to deny her rights or treat her like a second class citizen. He still hates the thought of her dating, but he hates the thought of her being denied help, jobs, or worse even more ;)

Yeah wow, ok, I tried re-reading LW2 to see if there was some legitimate grievance I overlooked, like, his friends are all into drugs and insist on using her and her bf's place as their den of iniquity, or they come over and eat all the food without contributing or they're mean to her dog or SOMEthing, but nope, she's…

I cannot stand the majority of his friends nor relate to them, as they're pretty much decent human beings, unlike me.

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

I have now looked at this comment four times and ONLY NOW FIGURED OUT WHO YOU WERE. #holidaynickproblems

"No thanks! I'm just getting a little jog in before I go sing at the moon. By the way, have you seen my papa?"

He tried. Down in the comments on YouTube, Jonathan Beilin wrote:

Them and those Doctor Who fans are not to be fucked with. No sireee.

Don't