Oh, yeah, I can totally tell you don't believe any MRA shit.

Even my Amazon ass could never resist the siren song of Prince in a damask velvet jacket with lower back cutouts!

Hey y'all: preemptive strike. If you think this is a space to talk about your personal sexual preferences in terms of nationality, ethnicity or race, it's not! XOXO LUV YA

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GOOD PERSONALITY BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE ONE

"Ching chong"?! Christ on a cracker.

Damn Peeta, the Hunger Games changed you.

Smart dogs indeed...

such troll

wow
so mad
not even pubmed

why pass when you can drum?

Yes, it is hilarious when a 55 lb dog will stop what she's doing with a literal wave of a 15 lb cat's hand. Because the cat only needed to use his claws once before she learned he would decide when they were done wrestling. Sorry you don't see the humor in the situation, but don't feel bad for my dog. She is curled up…

Wow

such scare

So we've got the trifecta of cheese nips, fishy vag and smokey chocolate asshole.

Yup, wrap it up boys we're done here. With sex. And food. Forever.

Supposed to be 'left over dried SPOOGE', but sponge is also funny and kinda gross. Thanks, autocorrect!

Whoa whoa...Woody Guthrie? As in, This Land is Your Land Woody Guthrie, wrote a sex scene?

one eighties romance novel my twin bought from a goodwill included the guy saying,"ulp. it's in there."

So magnified, sharp, distinct, crisp and so keen were her feelings that her inner, outer, middle, sideways and peripheral nerves could even feel the bumps, the ridges, the pimples, the enormous genital warts, leftover dried sponge, and the few stray hairs along the shaft of his male rod, masculine pole, stick of…

Oh but surely this can't be the worst literary depiction of sex we've had this year you guise.