Oh, also? Here, let me make that worse for you :

If it is, it's telling them the exact same thing about me.

I'm outraged!

Yeah, but what about the menz, you femina... Oh, nm.

Is...is it incredibly telling that I thought the shoehorn was a riding crop at first?

That was a shoe horn? I thought it was a crop or something...it looks skinny for a show horn....

I think this is great to see. Most of America doesn't see the depth of Islam and it's followers.

I've always seen Gale and Peeta's roles as not being a flippant love-triangle, and it sickens me a little that that is the part of the books we focus on. There's a revolution going on and lives are at stake, yet the romance is what people notice? That's not the point of the series.

Basically every point you made is the reason that I went from Team Gale in book 1 to Team Peeta by book 3, IF Katniss wished to choose that is.

Even once I put down Mockingjay I never really felt that Katniss chose Peeta over Gale. Honestly it just seemed like they grew closer together and their relationship naturally…

SPOILERS AHOY- BE FOREWARNED

I feel that the book handled this Peeta/Gale thing really well, putting her IN a relationship WITH neither (until the end). For most of her story, she lives in relationship TO the characters, where survival and not love, is her primary goal.

Well that's not where I saw this article going.

HOLY SHIT I WENT OUT WITH THIS GUY!!! He used to live in Oakland and was THE WORST. We went out four or five times. He's my favorite Horrible Dating Story. Here you go, Jezzies.

Lol. Chickens don't cry. They don't have souls. Or something!

I lol'd, but man... you're gonna be getting angry replies about chicken tears all week long for this. You just peed into a very angry bowl of [organic] cornflakes [with soy milk].

I, for one, do not have a duck penis. I think that's a good thing.

I mean, kinda...

PETA makes me want to morph into a tyrannosaur and eat all the animals on Earth, even non-food animals like hippos and seagulls, just to spite them.

1. I fucking hate PETA. I will eat meat until I die just to piss them off. Also because chicken is yummy, and tofu is disgusting.