You need to get on tumblr, girl. You are so not the only one.

Dramatic zoom via sheer willpower!

ABSOLUTELY WOULD.

Hell yes he is.

I just noticed you used the words "mostly naked."

Wat.

Ooh, I'm just waiting for the comments on this one...

Thank you! I love yours.

This looks fucking disgusting, but now I'm really craving legit poutine. AND I CAN'T HAVE ANY.

If you like pesto, you neeeeed to have the Fumo Verde at this place next time you're in Frederick.

You would say that, Satan.

This guy is so fucking ridiculous I can't even deal with it. I just... WAT.

Jesus fuck that's the most horrifying thing I've ever read.

I love you so much.

No Bowie in The Man Who Fell to Earth?

ETA: Props for "Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about" though. I'd forgotten about that.