Exactly.
Exactly.
the ceremonial grinding of the pork honks.
I have no idea what is going on but I like it.
Seriously, very first shot I was like, "why is he dressed like Pee Wee Herman?"
I probably should no longer be amazed that people like this exist, but seriously, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST?
Yeah, he does that.
I laughed at it and I've never been a stoner.
He is seriously in my top three for scariest Doctor Who villains.
OH MY GOD THE TOASTER ONE. And all the connected Church of the Broken God stuff! This site is the coolest.
Welp, there goes all my free internet time.
Duh. Don't you know anything?
ARE YOU REFUSING MY CHALLENGE, SIR?
YOU INSULTED SEVERAL THINGS THAT I ENJOY AND THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A DIRECT ATTACK ON MY PERSON.
ME TOO, I totally expected to read "and we're about to celebrate our first wedding anniversary!" or something.
I do not understand when cool people (like you) like Cracker Barrel. I legitimately consider it the worst place I've ever eaten in every way.
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhHHHHHHHHH OTTERS.
I'm going to start calling him Calbert Albert now.