Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron
Paradoxymoron

Whenever anyone posts this gif I watch it for at least a minute straight.

I have never had a McRib, and the way you talk about them makes me really want to try one, for better or worse...

Same. I wish I could hear the satisfying leaf crunches.

But what about bow ties???

NO AND I BET I CAN'T AFFORD IT. DIDN'T YOU WORK AT FANCY-PANTS PLACE?

OH MY GOD GET IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW HNNNNNNG.

Bad? Bad?? That was beautiful.

Oh my god there are Angela gifs.

I had no idea you were a guy!

Jesus, you don't think we had enough to eat??

I don't know that I'd go for a full set of sheets, but I kind of want a pillowcase...

I should also tell you guys about the dead monkey in a jar. And the jar of mucus... different jars. Different guys. Oh AND my ex-boyfriend who married my ex-girlfriend and now they have a kid named what I was going to name my first daughter.

I like bread bowls, but the MD Renn Fest ones are teeeeeerrible.

He's the worst. But his girlfriend and I dressed up!

It doesn't look that great, but it is. IT. IS.

Chocolate pudding, whipped cream, and crushed up Oreos. And jelly worm.

Oh my god, these comments.