Oh my god I can't with that comment.

Dammit, you beat me to it, Rebecca.

I am so, so proud to have been a part of this. Contributing to this article being written may be my greatest achievement.

Always make Nimon references.

"Three! I have seen three!"

If I ever get a boyfriend, I'm going to do this but with Doctor Who quotes.

Gotta say, that picture made me really fucking hungry.

From now on I'm going to refer to myself and all of my friends I've met online as "Internet People."

DO IT.

I love that! Both the placement and the size are perfect.

When I said kid... I maaaay have meant teenager. -shifty eyes-

WeePiglet's troop is lucky you ended up getting stuck with the job.

I honestly don't think this is anything but awesome. I want to be friends with him so I can come over and play with his toys. (I tried to think up a way to say that that wouldn't sound dirty, but it was impossible so whatever.)

Holy shit, this is actually a thing??

If you're anything like me, every time you finish a burger, your immediate thought is, "man, you know what'd be great for dessert? A giant plastic dick. That'd be awesome!"

That picture is seriously adorable.

Oh my god, I had completely forgotten about that game!

This is one of my favorite conversations I've ever had on any Kinja site.

You should also stop trying to train that snake with milk and a whistle.