Excellent point.

I'm right there with you. Nothing can stop me eating entire cantaloupes in one sitting.

FUCK. YES.

For the most part I'm really boring and just have all my sims get married and have kids.

Oh my god, that's brilliant. I never would have thought of that.

You're not alone — I'm also an incredibly boring Sims player that just has everyone get hitched and have kids. I like to see how the kids turn out.

OH GOD "GUTS" WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THAT STORY. I READ THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING. IT WAS THE WORST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE.

It's so delightful when rallies arranged by bigots are total failures.

Welp, I've got to see this. Freaks is my favorite movie of all time. I consider it more of a morality tale than a horror film, really.

Totally off-topic — I LOVE your username. Imajica is one of my favorite books, and Pie is my favorite character.

Sometimes I feel like a lot of fantasy books just get labelled YA if they don't have sex or cursing, when really the writing and storytelling is on an adult level.

You totally got that gif from me, didn't you? (If not we follow the same people on tumblr.)

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

My response to the existence of caraway seeds:

Naw, Tuesdays are no good. What about Monday? (I'll be bringing my 98 year old Jewish grandmother.)

CARAWAY SEEDS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING. THEY ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

ONLY IF THE RYE IS SEEDLESS.