The buttered popcorn jelly beans are DISGUSTING. There's something wrong with you.

Oh my god, I didn't realize it was a gif until I read your comment.

I legit made this face when I read this:

I... I genuinely have absolutely no idea how I feel about this.

What a waste of cereal.

I'm gonna need to add to my collection of "NO" gifs for future articles of this sort.

It so is!

Why do people who make delicious things I like have to be assholes?

SAME.

That was pretty much my first thought.

I didn't know until I met you.

I WAS SO AFRAID OF THIS WHEN I READ THAT BOOK.

To everything about this.

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that part.

CONGEALED MALICE. NIGHTMARE SHAVINGS. OLD PEOPLE KNUCKLES.

Wat.

WELL FINE THEN.

How did I miss this when you first posted it? Can you and Burt (SHE WILL ALWAYS BE BURT TO ME) do these every week?