Saaaaame.

I want it in my house.

OH NOOOO I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT BABY BOTTLE POPS.

I only want the food. I'm starving.

I WANT IT GIVE IT TO ME.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE ON NUMBER ONE. I have a lifelong love affair with pecan twirls. Of all brands. But I'll never forgive you for maligning Swiss Cake Rolls. I actually sent my dad to get me some as a birthday treat on Sunday.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY ATE PIZZA AND HOT DOGS??11!ONE!?!1!ELEVEN!!!11

This sounds disgusting and I would absolutely drink it.

I HATE YOU.

I feel so uncomfortable now.

Why on earth would you smile because of eating turkey bacon?

NO.

Me too. I would probably legitimately get use out of it.

Oh god, this gave me an influx of MEMORIES.

That is one of my family's traditional Bad Jokes.