I immediately thought of you when I read that.

SCIENCE!

Timely.

My voice gets kind of rough when I'm nervous. And I'm almost always nervous if I'm talking to someone I don't know well or in front of a group. I can FEEL it happening and it's awful and I know I sound really annoying, but I can't stop it.

AUGH, CAN'T UNSEE.

Wait, where is this "lowers chance of getting some" coming from? The article says "kilt wearers enjoy psychological benefits, such as feeling more masculine and proud and enjoying positive attention from sexual admirers," and then you back that up saying, "This is all true — especially the positive sexual attention."

Oh, if only.

I'm feeling slightly nauseous, so right now I'm not too fond of it.

"No verbal consent was needed"

Eh, you didn't really have to have or be able to afford the dolls themselves to have interaction with the franchise. My family certainly couldn't afford the dolls, but I did have some of the books and a computer game. One of the books was about a girl from a family of Jewish immigrants in the early 20th century. I…

I feel like they've been "trying to save their relationship" for about a year now. Like, it started out as a trial period to see if they could still make it work and now they're just perpetually in that state.

I cannot hear the word adipose without thinking of those little guys anymore.

The fuck? That makes no sense. What, is a thin person who wants some shoes going to stop and be like, "oh wait, they only sell FAT PERSON shoes here!" and walk away? Or do they think thin people (whose custom is obviously worth more) are all disgusted by larger people and will refuse to be in the same room with…

I had the exact same reaction.

How did I forget I already wrote a reply to you? I have no short-term memory, apparently. IGNORE THIS.

Mine is cold beer and Doctor Who. Nerdy escapes are the best escapes.

Don't worry, I always want to nitpick about that too.

Noo why the double-post?

Sometimes I can't come up with words, just pictures like this.

You've robbed me entirely of words.