When you’re playing in the motor city you’re bound to have a misfire every now and then.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

He already added the 1 for country code.

I assume:

Thank you for the opportunity to re-post the best photo ever:

I’m impressed with how you were Abel to work in that reference.

Nothing good ever comes from Cain offering a sacrifice.

Cain, who is one of the Royals’ most dangerous hitters and who had never attempted a sacrifice bunt before last night, admitted after the game that it was his idea to take two shots at a bunt before striking out on the third pitch:

By definition, there are always expletives involved when Rusty Kuntz is in the conversation.

Some consider Garnett to be a maniacal asshole, but at least he had the courtesy to not back into Coach Saunders’ spot.

On the bright side, the little girl was already good at riding without hands.

Anyone who can’t handle good-natured insult humor doesn’t last long with me. The keepers give back as good as they get.

Did any of the males show an affinity for leather in their profiles?