Royals Fan: (looks at flooding dugout)

Same thing happens to Robin when he’s joyriding.

I feel like there’s a shitty wine joke here but I can’t be bothered to write it.

Jeter.

Lucky gal.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Do the people who write this synergistic #branding copy justifying basic design decisions genuinely think that what they do has any value or meaning?

“Go fuck yourself and how did you get this number?”

“I like to touch guys on the way to third base, too.”

“Do you prefer jockeys, or briefs?”

Because if I want to paint only men, I should be allowed to paint only men. If I want to paint only green elves, I should be allowed to paint only green elves.

I'm not a sexist because of jiggling boobs in games, and neither are many, many other people. This is not a solution. This is whining.

Not fair at all. If you want to make a game with sexualized women you should be allowed to. If you want to use lingerie as armor in your game - you can. I'd argue that women LIKE that. I play some GW2 -and while they have some ugly female models - my g/f concentrates on making her characters look stunning.

If that's the game she wants to play, then she needs to become a developer. Developers are not beholden to her or her views of how games should be. They can make games the way they want to make them.

That dog is a horrible runner.

How do you miss the plate by five feet? And more to the point, why is Pence diving toward the ball?

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

One Deadspin comment at a time ...

People like you are exactly the reason I come to the comments section. Thank you for being you and never ever change. I would love to hear more about your opinions on various Jeter related topics. Ill start

vanilla and khaki? Sounds like I am ready for entry into a Cardinals bar after the game.