Well, this research points the way to a solution. No matter who you are or how you’re built, hitch in your belt three notches, and voila: instant muffin top.

this guy must have some pressing issues.....gets coat..

Stop using LH to push your personal racial agenda.

No excuse, was drunk on beer. Should not have been commenting so-off topic on kinja & not really adding anything just annoying others etc. Over/Out.

It did start rambling about the Illuminati, so it was on the reich track.

Here you go!

I was ready to blow all my savings on a fucking transformer. I’d spray paint it black and purple and stencil a Decepticon logo on it.

I KNOW.

Obviously cramming the necessary motors and other parts in there to make it transform on its own would be insane, but I’m still thoroughly disappointed that it doesn’t. I’m wondering if the original design spec was:

Wow, mansplain?  Really?  He was just offering some advice you ragaholic harpy.

Wow, mansplain?  Really?  He was just offering some advice you ragaholic harpy.

“Blow the whistle! C’mon ref, LeBron clearly lifted his pivot table. This is bullshit.”

THANKS TRUMP!

Twitter’s gone. I deleted a bunch of To Do apps that I stopped using and just kept Streaks and the Apple Reminders.

If only Deadspin would follow the Pac-12's lead...

there are a number of differences, but the most apparent to me is that the drone fly has a clear ‘H’ on its abdomen and a honeybee does not. (“y’see the authentic honeybee doesn’t need to wear a fake T-shirt with an ‘H’ on it”)

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

What’s surprising is the degree of caution and self-honesty that any accomplished soloist needs to cultivate. You don’t last long if you are reckless, or climbing for the wrong reasons, or talking yourself into a solo that you are not ready for. But the good ones — the Honnolds, the Crofts, the Bachars — will wait…

No, its thanks to the DNC propping up a shit candidate.

Nah the biggest problem is that we don’t have proportional representation. Most of the electorate’s votes dont matter. I don’t blame people for not being eager to participate in our broken system.