Do you work in a nunnery? Either way, get back to work and you won’t have to worry about what’s above the fold on Jalopnik

Couldn’t you say the same for friends?

Translation: I read an article and now I’m an expert on someone else’s relationship and all of human behavior.

The “I don’t know anyone” argument is such a tired, boring, and braindead argument. Bonus points if “literally” or “anecdotally” is used  

This is me too. Question for you though: if you had your own, or if you already do, would/does it feel different? To me, everyone else’s are a certainty while my potential ones are murky.

Have you seen https://www.zillow.com/offers/?

Get out and take this star with you. 

And this relates to organizing your kitchen how?

Fuck off and die.

This is very tongue in cheek. 

Your company does not record video of user interaction; it records data points and then attempts to recreate the session after the fact. PII is not captured and users are anonymous. This is really no different than the experience you have with security cameras in a store.

You could consider airline and oil stocks. Their recovery has not come yet and it’s hard to imagine it won’t happen by mid-2021

You should absolutely NOT do this with any money you need to access before age 59.5. 

It’d take you two seconds to Google it and look at pictures of people born with conditions that cause it, but I guess it takes less time to bemoan about how you’re losing control of a word that you don’t own.

Why wouldn’t it be? It’s no different then calling someone retarded

Tell me you have some cleft palate jokes to really bring the house down.

So let me get this straight, the previous commenter tries to be helpful and you accuse them of “mansplaing”?

So let me get this straight, the previous commenter tries to be helpful and you accuse them of “mansplaing”?

“The promotional code you entered is not valid.”

“The promotional code you entered is not valid.”

Clever idea but suggesting wearing this for climbing is mind boggling: what do you do if it malfunctions while you’re 30+ feet up in between pro? What’s keeping the battery pack secured in place and preventing it from becoming a missile aimed at your belayer? Is the battery pack going to survive a fall in which it…

Clever idea but suggesting wearing this for climbing is mind boggling: what do you do if it malfunctions while…

This needs more stars.