How dare we take down someone who is annoying and shallow! Thank god these well-off people have you to defend them for free though! Posting for the gram is hard enough without having to deal with criticism that comes from being a vapid, cheating asshole!

Two things re: watching the Prison Break revival:

Two things re: watching the Prison Break revival:

It’s not enough to have bad Kinja in one spot? You have to infect multiple blogs with your garbage?

Oh, you’re fucking high. All your other comparisons (sans elbows) are apples to an orange; things that are rude no matter what versus a thing that’s rude with company.

Counterpoint: no.

Also, there should be spaces before the ellipses (never mind that they shouldn’t be used here), no fourth dot in the last ellipsis, no apostrophe in 100s, and “jack” should be capitalized, but who’s paying attention to grammar anyway? Oh yeah, some bitch named “Rory”.

Nice recovery.

You have many good points, but you do a disservice to 14d when you refer to it as “two whole number grades higher [than 12d].” It’s really eight grades higher or the equivalent of going from a 5.2 to a 5.10a. The point being that, from a technical standpoint, it’s well within his comfort zone … at least when it comes…

What intricacies would those be? Watching a pitcher strike out or weakly ground out 9 times out of 10? Instructing the third baseman to move in to cover the bunt when a runner is on first?

St. Louis: Gateway to the West/Southern City. Makes perfect sense if you’re a dumb hoosier!

No, you’re a bad boy for breakin’ his heart.

This entire thread is terrible fucking Kinja.

NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR GUNS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.

Wow. Yeah, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt on not realizing she was being assaulted, but being twenty and supporting someone with a “pussy grabbing” quote attributed to them? If that’s true, she’s just a fucking moron with her head buried in her ass.

Oh this is just stupid. Why not send an email every time the teacher is a male? Or the daycare worker? Or the Gymboree worker?

This reasonable response needs more stars. Too bad we live in an increasingly unreasonable society.

I think the same thing about women announcers in MLB and the NBA! Clearly they’re just there to molest everyone in sight (in addition to calling a shitty game)! Also, Michelle Wie? Clearly just wanted to molest everyone on the PGA tour! Stay in your own gender-defined sports ladies!

Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch

What are you talking about? The playoffs are right around the corner.