Needs either an Executive Summary or to be turned into a major motion picture.

Dang!

THAT’S THE JOKE.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad about it.

Yeah, it blew up his old legacy and then erected a giant new one in its place!

Mercifully, no.

Damn your inconvenient facts. Damn them to hell!

WUT?

+1-UP

Or two

Let me first say that this is not snark. This is coming from me being a nine year old at the time. How was the Gulf War a shit show from your perspective?

Just put your head down and keep trying

Man, I legitimately can’t tell if you’re trying to be funny or stupid. I guess the answer is “yes”.

Where’s the suit, Ray? WHERE’S THE SUIT?

Hey Ted! Welcome to Deadspin! Enjoy your stay!

If you and the 2nd Amendment people would just hurry up and take care of the issue …

*wooooosh*

Bo Jackson: “I’d tell them, ‘Play baseball, basketball, soccer, golf, just anything but football.’”

Sadly, Dupree never did figure out how Polamalu got that Head & Shoulders gig …

Only -357 days away!