Meet me in the middle of the street? Bring your family too! Oh, am I running late? Lie down and take a nap!

I came for the jokes and left disappointed.

Oh fuck off.

There are a Brazilion thongs wrong with this.

You dropped that right on the 1 didn’t you? And the 2.

Needs either an Executive Summary or to be turned into a major motion picture.

Go back to Breitbart or selling auto insurance on LinkedIn you cunt.

Dang!

Why would you do this? You might as well just stick your note on your unlocked computer.

Yes. 2FA should help alleviate your concern about having all your data in one place. Regardless, having them in one place is loads better than using the same password everywhere and not knowing everywhere you’ve been.

The issue is scale. If LastPass is using Cloudfare then it’s conceivable that your master password could be compromised and therefore all your sensitive information could be retrieved. 2FA could help minimize the chance of this being an issue if it happened though.

It’s “regardless” … “irregardless” is not a word.

THAT’S THE JOKE.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad about it.

Yeah, it blew up his old legacy and then erected a giant new one in its place!

Mercifully, no.

Damn your inconvenient facts. Damn them to hell!

For someone so in the know I thought I’d remind you that you could easily write something for Greasemonkey (or a similar tool) to remove all of the stories you don’t want to see.

The difference being that I’m not the one trying to convince people to do something. By all means though, continue to rant on a played out topic, where no one important to your cause will see it, instead of sending an email, voting with your feet, not clicking through in the first place, or doing anything that might…

I’m amused that you think anyone—least of all, Gizmodo—cares about your unsolicited opinions!