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Hey! I take offense to that!

FUCK YOU.

Here’s a pro-tip: anyone who personally identifies themselves as a “climber” is insufferable.

You’re reading a US blog ... take the hostility down a notch.

Calm down.

The insufferable commentariat at Gizmodo are on the job!

Who the hell let you out of the grays?

Does it even count as “ankle breaking” if he stepped on the other guys’ shoe? Second time I’ve seen this move translated to “ankle breaking.”

I filled out a survey on SportsCenter five hours earlier and specifically called out Flores’ Twitter battle with Nick Young as the type of shit that has made it unwatchable. God forbid they showed sports highlights; ESPN is the MTV of sports nowadays. Anyhow, thanks for the prompt response ESPN.

At :30 seconds I was pretty sure I was watching a fat Peyton Manning throw a baseball but then at :52 he threw a perfect spiral. Now I can’t decide if I’m watching Peyton from the past or from the future.

This is terrible fucking Kinja.

This is good Kinja … you're with me.

This is so stupid …

Guilty until proven innocent, right?

Both sides of this stupidity fall under First World Problems. Christ on a bike, why do we have so much free time to give a shit about this?

This deserved more stars than 2.

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