Welcome to Deadspin ... now get out.

The words “pro” and “Ultimate Frisbee player” should never be placed next to each other.

Welcome to Deadspin. Enjoy your stay.

I GET IT. IT’S BECAUSE HIS COMMENT IS THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD KINJA.

Yes. It’s unnecessary clutter.

How exactly is naming it after a dish detergent a better name?

El Cap is pretty much the gold standard for big wall rock climbing. Think of it like Everest but you can’t pay a sherpa to haul your ass up it. It’s a big fucking deal.

Seriously. There’s now been seven since 2010. How many Native Americans have been on stage? When are we going to look past someone’s gender and race and acknowledge that maybe the person presenting might have *actually* been the best person for the job?

A fatal flaw is not having “women” in a book? Seriously?

Stay the hell away from my toilet you lazy shit.

This is good Kinja.

Needs more cookie dough.

Cool story about a team’s fans that weren’t even mentioned in this story.

Is “dumb” a synonym for “best”?

I SEE WHAT MOE DID THERE ... and I wish I hadn’t.

Probably the same twit who approved that garbage piece you wrote about the "hardest working rapper."

*Raises index finger to lips*

You know, St. Louis shits on me daily but I don't get up on a stage and play garbage music just so that I can just walk off. Some Kings these guys are ...

That's Deadspin level quality.

For once, the Kinja gods are pleased.