Welcome to Deadspin ... now get out.

The words “pro” and “Ultimate Frisbee player” should never be placed next to each other.

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I GET IT. IT’S BECAUSE HIS COMMENT IS THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD KINJA.

Stay the hell away from my toilet you lazy shit.

This is good Kinja.

Cool story about a team’s fans that weren’t even mentioned in this story.

Is “dumb” a synonym for “best”?

I SEE WHAT MOE DID THERE ... and I wish I hadn’t.

Probably the same twit who approved that garbage piece you wrote about the "hardest working rapper."

*Raises index finger to lips*

You know, St. Louis shits on me daily but I don't get up on a stage and play garbage music just so that I can just walk off. Some Kings these guys are ...

That's Deadspin level quality.

For once, the Kinja gods are pleased.

Well based on my anecdotal evidence we'll put this in the 10% area; climbing apparently alters my fingerprints enough for it to work spottily. I imagine people who work frequently with their hands have the same problem. This system isn't NSA level. Feel free to believe whatever you want though; maybe just consider…

What point would that be? That you're an ass? That's the only thing I'm getting from your posts.

C-Sharp is how it's pronounced.

Welcome to Deadspin; enjoy your stay!

*wooosh*

He got off easy for a hit and run.