Welcome to Deadspin; enjoy your stay.

It was worth a chuckle. It wasn't worth a +1 as it was low hanging fruit ... but it was still worth a chuckle.

Disengage ...

Welcome to Deadspin; enjoy your stay.

Actually, I thought it was worth a chuckle. Low hanging fruit and not +1 worthy but I still chuckled.

One Deadspin comment at a time ...

The entire point of Deadspin is to be funny. If you want to be a troll go back to Yahoo Sports.

You are the worst of a new plague of commenters: the not funny variety.

I hope UPS remembered to put the door mat over the top of the drone; I'd hate to see it stolen.

This must be the "putting the 'ass' in 'class'" part that I've heard so much about!

The labels on the shelf all say "Trader Joe's".

Seeing as the labels on the shelf all say "Trader Joe's" I'm going to go with Trader Joe's.

It did not helps me. :(

Why are the pretty ones always so dumb? Here, let me fix it for you:

THE JOKE IS FUNNIER WHEN YOU EXPLAIN IT.

Force out at second with a runner on first ...

That's not true ... you know you like balls ... especially to the face.

That's not true ... you know you like balls ... especially to the face.

That's not true ... you know you like balls ... especially to the face.

The only thing I got from your explanation was that physicists are assholes. Is that what you were trying to accomplish? If not, maybe dial back the dick level next time.