+3 points.

+1

That's delightfully good.

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Well at least this byrd didn't fly headlong into the glass when she didn't realize it was there.

... and it's a fantastic joke!

I'm skeptical of this "pants and tits" demand as it does not finish with "or GTFO".

Corgis playing tetherball? Corgis playing tetherball.

Thanks, I needed that.

+ 2 cups cooked.

I'm pretty sure you did something in the past though that warrants us jumping all over you though ... 'cause you know that's how this works I think.

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

Also now available in "Little Rock". Coincidence? I think not.

I am so glad this is only a week long series. Fuck this series.

Oh come on ... nobody wants to call a +1 on this? You people are just as lazy as the NBA refs.

I had the same thing happen to me when etrade dropped in an extra 150K in my rollover IRA ... I'd hoped they were going to be all "Man, you are super honest so you know what? You keep that extra 150K". They were not.

Tell them. If you spend money that isn't yours it's a serious crime. There's plenty of cases to back this up.

It's her tone and intonation for sure. It sounds like she's trying to talk down to you ... and coupled with her topic it solidifies that thought.

It disappoints me that people are spending so much time trying to prove that this is fake.

You don't have to prove it wasn't you; they have to prove it was you.

That's pretty awesome. Nice work.