Make up your mind Gawker:

Why are they dribbling the ball with their hands? Shouldn't they be kicking it with their feet?

And this might be the dumbest, most un-insightful comment Kinja could have promoted.

Thanks Denton!

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#LOLFINS

+3 points.

+1

That's delightfully good.

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Well at least this byrd didn't fly headlong into the glass when she didn't realize it was there.

... and it's a fantastic joke!

I'm skeptical of this "pants and tits" demand as it does not finish with "or GTFO".

Corgis playing tetherball? Corgis playing tetherball.

Thanks, I needed that.

COOL STORY BRAH!

+ 2 cups cooked.

I'm pretty sure you did something in the past though that warrants us jumping all over you though ... 'cause you know that's how this works I think.

Congratulations on getting the entire point of the post.

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

AND THAT HE HAS A MOTHER LOVING HAMMER!