seriously, certified by who? the AMGA or your local gym to sport lead?

unless i'm missing something ... these are carabiners, not quick draws.

He was actually hit in the shin by a blistering, dribbler — proof that Derek Jeter was at the festivities.

Well if he'd stayed in the bike lane instead of in the middle of the damn road then this wouldn't have been a problem.

Sorry, forgot to wrap my post in the "I heart my iPhone tag" ... So, seeing as I'm not actually trolling I will therefore take help from one Apple troll.

There's a joke in here about Apple fanboys throwing themselves into the flame here or something. Or maybe it's about Microsoft Wasps quelling the invasion. Somebody help me out here.

i like apples.

boy i hope not ... i'm not sure what damages a "slandered" dead man is entitled to.

i think you mean to say "chastised" not "caught up in a bevy of lawsuits".

pdf bug?

prepare to be underwhelmed because i'm betting that's it. it's not realistic to think Apple is going to reinvent the iPhone on a yearly basis.

the iPhone 4S looks exactly like the iPhone 4. you wouldn't notice a difference if one was left in a bar.

What do you know ... Bloomberg has it exactly right. I've seen what I assume is going to be called the iPhone 4S (S for speed again) and been told it'll be here in September. In case you're curious it's now Apple developers (not engineers) who can't keep the company's secrets when in a bar.

it seems pretty clear that the passenger was taking the video ...

:(

perhaps Toyota can work on fixing the smell of your money as well.

that is God's twitter account.

Here you go: Florida, California, Iowa, Pennsylvania, Missoura (not Missouri) and now Tennessee.

i think this might be more valid: