I found your comment delightful.  Now, as I stifle a laugh at my desk, it is all I can imagine.

At this point any zombies are too many zombies. It’s done. Played out. Find some other cliche.

That’ll use up a lot of baseball cards

B-wing or GTFO, buddy.

It is, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

N o .... That's a real theory????

They've moved on to "Us" now, actually.

There’s no such thing as ‘alt-left’, you bozo. lol

They’re not edgelords. They aren’t meme-ing or playing a game. This isn’t a troll.

They believe these things. Always remember that, and treat them that way.  

I gather he was called a conspiracy theorist there to be lawyer friendly, so I’ll just go out and say it; he’s a billionaire loner Nazi

“That’s how I pray every day. … I don’t apologize ever for praying,” she said.

A line of coke gets you flat Stalin’ed out of your previous life and people treat it like a war crime.

Still right after all these years

He is the anti-Marbles

Yeah, I’ll just drop them off when I’m on my way to your work.

Reading the recap of his past shittiness, he sounds familiar but even then I’m not sure I’m not mixing him up with another annoying boy YouTuber. If we gotta talk about YouTubers can we talk about someone like Natalie Wynn instead?

Found the Reaganite

Do nothing... they fly over 1000 times a day. I’m more likely to die on my commute, for sure.

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs.