I could waste my time trying to explain what’s so wrong about this, but I know from my experience here on Jezebel that disingenuously policing the gayness of others is your entire odious schtick and that there’s no point in anyone trying to convince you otherwise.
Rich, you are the kind of gay man who makes everyone else in this community feel uncomfortable and unwelcome. The lesbians, the late bloomers, the trans people, anyone who isn’t a white gay man who came out at 18 and immediately fucked off to a big expensive city.
I mean I’m SURE some dude is like, “Nuh-uh! You know this scale is real because it’s made with weights and levers and thus is 100% accurate! Not like some digital scale that can just poop out mumbo jumbo!” Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about these scales being wrong!