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"Big tinkle" is the funniest! Well done!

I never realized until now that O'Brien is now Thomas Durant from Hell on Wheels. Guy hasn't missed a lot of meals in the last 15 years.

Raise your hand if you saw that scene when it first aired.

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Sorry. That's the best I can come up with right now.

Not a major news outlet, but does this help?

nasty! "a good expulsion of dookies."

Funny how nobody ever tells someone with cancer to just "snap out of it".

The asinine amount of discussion about Saved By the Bell proves the end is nigh.

She'll be like, "get in line, bitches."

"DON'T TALK TO MY MAN. I WILL KILL YOU! HE'S MINE, HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, OMG I HATE YOU!"

Because if there's one thing Malala is throughly unprepared for, it's death threats.

Slaneesh iz sad naow :-(

It's pretty thorough.

I heard you like forklifts.

No, that's about right.... Including the broken cigarette because I don't know how to smoke or flick the ashes off a cigarette, especially while wasted.

Rommel.....you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!! I read your book!!!

The last one I owned which was in 00' ran, stopped, turned and was my daily driver for two years. It had zero rust but PO had rear ended someone so the front was a little gnarly. I sold it then for $3K with an entire new nose, ton of spares and another set of rims. Cosmetically ugly, but solid and reliable. Drove…

Shaving the lights off was just wrong. Do you airbrush the ears off a supermodel? How about Marilyn Monroe's mole?